#97 & #98 Jemma & David

Jemma and David were about to have their third child! They hoped it would be a bit better than that last rubbish one.

#96 Mauricio

Mauricio held the candles tight to his chest, as he watched fourteen trees fall on his house he thought to himself 'What bad luck!'.

#95 Tammy's Hymen

Tammy's Hymen was a terrible name for the dog, especially when it came time to walk it.

#94 Emmanuel

No one made fun of Emmanuel when he danced, it was a beautiful sight to behold. And then the bees came.

#93 Susan

Susan grabbed the fish with all her might, looked it in the cold, wet eyes and began to scream "IT'LL NEVER BE THE SAME. NEVER!"

#92 Fiona

Watching her mother waiting in the post office made Fiona hungry. Hungry for human flesh.

#90 & #91 Helmut & The Shark

Helmut only spoke German, and the shark was a shark. 'This relationship is never going to work' the shark thought.

#89 Mary

They hadn't seen each other for twelve years. Mary ran towards him. As she did, her legs turned into dried figs.

#88 William

William wandered lonely as a cloud. And then the bees came.

#87 Joy

They say that joy is contagious. Joy says it’s a rash she got from swimming.