#92 Fiona

Watching her mother waiting in the post office made Fiona hungry. Hungry for human flesh.

#90 & #91 Helmut & The Shark

Helmut only spoke German, and the shark was a shark. 'This relationship is never going to work' the shark thought.

#89 Mary

They hadn't seen each other for twelve years. Mary ran towards him. As she did, her legs turned into dried figs.

#88 William

William wandered lonely as a cloud. And then the bees came.

#87 Joy

They say that joy is contagious. Joy says it’s a rash she got from swimming.

#86 Julie

Julie kept pushing, forgetting the old saying "Never push an agitated python."

#85 Ricky

His mother was right. As an agoraphobic, 'party clown' was not the best career move for Ricky.

#84 Pamela

No matter how hard Pamela threw the children at the electric fence, they always seemed to bounce back. And then she found the 'On' switch.

#83 Michael

Four hours later, the bucket was still filled with pudding and squid, yet Michael was no closer to executing his plan.

#82 Chris Tal

Ironically, Chris Tal had never been a very transperant person.

#81 Laura

Laura never liked it when it rained. It wasn't until she was caught in a thunderstorm and melted, that she realized exactly why.