#87 Joy

They say that joy is contagious. Joy says it’s a rash she got from swimming.

#86 Julie

Julie kept pushing, forgetting the old saying "Never push an agitated python."

#85 Ricky

His mother was right. As an agoraphobic, 'party clown' was not the best career move for Ricky.

#84 Pamela

No matter how hard Pamela threw the children at the electric fence, they always seemed to bounce back. And then she found the 'On' switch.

#83 Michael

Four hours later, the bucket was still filled with pudding and squid, yet Michael was no closer to executing his plan.

#82 Chris Tal

Ironically, Chris Tal had never been a very transperant person.

#81 Laura

Laura never liked it when it rained. It wasn't until she was caught in a thunderstorm and melted, that she realized exactly why.

#80 Johnny

Johnny looked at his reflection in the river. As he gazed into his own watery eyes, a trout jumped out of the water and bit his face off.

#79 Angela

Angela answered the door in a hurry, forgetting that earlier she had booby-trapped it. The bucket fell on her, the bucket filled with bees.

#78 Jennifer

Jennifer looked towards the horizon, though most of the fireballs had missed her- she knew it was only a matter of time.