#67 Andrew

Andrew woke up to find his mouth filled with ice cream. But this wasn't ice cream at all. It was a family of rats.

#66 Deborah-Lee

Deborah-Lee watched it rise in the oven. It would be the most delicious cake to ever kill a secretary. She'd create sugar roses for the top.

#65 Trudy

Trudy spent an hour getting ready for the surprise party. When she got there, she realized the surprise was in fact that she wasn't invited.

#64 Georgie Porgie

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie, kissed the girls and was put on trial for sexual harassment.

#63 Samuel

As he walked to his blind date, Samuel prayed it wasn't his cousin again, she always tried to slip him the tongue. And then the bees came.

#62 Lorraine

Lorraine watcher her husband clip his toenails. Once he left the room, she would collect them, put them in her mouth and try to whistle.

#61 The Children

The Children sat behind the couch, trying to be as quiet as possible, but the tiger could smell their delicious thighs from the other room.

#60 Jeanine

Jeanine walked through the zoo, stood at the tapir enclosure and wept. "Oh, Charles" she wailed.

#59 Manfred

Manfred wasn't able to join his friends at the cinema, he was too busy dusting his collection of antique petrified children.

#58 Constance

Constance quickly looked through the files. It would be difficult, but it wouldn't be the first time she'd have to try to kill her mother.