#140 The Bees

It had been a wonderful holiday and everyone had the most brilliant time. And then the bees came back.

#139 The World

The world collectively sighed. Flipping through magazines and watching women undress from secret peep-holes. Life could be so mundane.

#138 Bianca

Bianca felt like she was queen of the world, standing atop the human pyramid cheering. Nothing felt better than standing on 12,000 corpses.

#137 Big Daddy

As an Opthamologist, Big Daddy would secretly pleasure himself watching shows about octopuses. He always was a leg-man.

#136 Arnold

And with that, Arnold brushed the hair from out of his eyes, picked up the sword, and never returned to his mother's creamery.

#135 Sarah

Not only did Sarah buy all forty puppies, but she couldn't wait to harvest all their organs. This would be the best birthday ever!

#134 Stephanie

She laughed so hard the milk she was drinking came out of her nose, then, Stephanie's legs shot out of her body like milk propelled rockets.

#133 Bradley

He stared at the cucumber, the sack of feathers and the machine. But there must have been something Bradley was forgetting!

#132 Father Williams

And with a sudden rush of emotion, Father Williams regurgitated the entire horse in front of his clergy.

#131 David

As soon as the baby was born, David went to his shed to fetch his 'touching' secateurs.

#130 Anna

She couldn't stop hugging, and she couldn't stop crying. Anna was quite literally pinned with emotion to the cactus.

#128 & #129 Rudy & Frank

"How are you feeling?" Rudy asked. "Fantastic! Nothing could ruin this perfect day!" Frank replied. And then the bees came.

#127 Heidi

Heidi skipped to the top of the hill and looked at her village below. There was something about a massive fire that really appealed to her.

#127 Ester

Ester looked at the iron, then looked at her husband's pool of blood. Rage was a funny thing, but not funny 'ha ha'.

#126 Sean

Sixteen years after the accident, Sean was still incredibly afraid he would die from a nacho-related disaster. And then the bees came.

#125 Barbara

Barbara never got an abortion. She used the money instead to purchase a collection of plates honoring great moments in railroad history.

#123 & #124 Michael and Jane

They had been planning their holiday for months. What Michael and Jane didn't expect was their violent addiction to cocaine.

#122 Lotti

Lotti stood at the alter but as she raised the knife she realized this wasn't HER blood sacrifice. She had walked into the wrong room again!

#121 Sandra

Sandra grabbed the vibrating cone and flipped the sign to 'Do Not Disturb'. Today, she thought, the bees would not be the ones to come.

#120 Gretchen

Gretchen loved being the last one in the library, it was so peaceful. And then her abdomen exploded in a fantasia of bile and chunks.