#80 Johnny

Johnny looked at his reflection in the river. As he gazed into his own watery eyes, a trout jumped out of the water and bit his face off.

#79 Angela

Angela answered the door in a hurry, forgetting that earlier she had booby-trapped it. The bucket fell on her, the bucket filled with bees.

#78 Jennifer

Jennifer looked towards the horizon, though most of the fireballs had missed her- she knew it was only a matter of time.

#77 Ruth

'It wont be the end of the world!', Ruth thought as she picked up a different brand of milk. Sadly, Ruth was wrong. So very wrong.

#76 Janice

Janice held hands with the man for the entire bus ride, not realizing he wasn't sleeping at all, but had been dead for hours.

#75 Henry

Henry was incredibly allergic to bees. Walking through the woods at night always made him nervous. And then the badgers came.

#74 Bambi

As a part time entomologist, part time pole-dancer, Bambi was prepared for anything. And then the bees came. Really.

#73 Philip

Philip stood his ground. Though the mongoose was incredibly large, it probably was unaware just how useful a rigid octopus could be.

#72 Tiffany

Tiffany ate the lightbulb. She wasn't happy, but if she was going to be a polite guest, she was going to consume everything on the plate.

#71 Brigitte

Laparoscopic surgery would only reveal Brigitte's organs had been replaced by cotton. Next April Fools she would have her revenge. Probably.

#70 Thomas

Thomas loved puppies. He loved their little faces as he ran towards them screaming about socialism and recyclable materials.

#69 Gertie

Gertie looked across the room. She knew the other girls were mocking her with their buzzing sounds again. And then the bees came.

#68 Nancy

Nancy sat up quickly. Though the babies were delicious, they would have to wait. Someone was rifling through her pile of assorted papers.